empty landing

got the shits. all sickly and chicken soup'd up.

my brain age is 37

won't make another post till after i finish all my essays, or at least till i get some generous extentions.

5 things that craked me up

1. damien assface called and told me he auditioned for power rangers, and might be getting the part of red ranger. and sounded genuinely excited about it

2. carilious told me the next morning that the original red ranger went on to become a porn star

3. a former s club 7 member has gone on to star in a flash video teaching young boys how to check their balls for testicular cancer. (ignore the fact that i could actually recognise her as that rachel girl from s club 7)

4. the fact that i actually bought that iLove spring water with that magazine on the bottle (World's frist magazine on a bottle!) and now i'm desperately trying to find the edition with scarlett johansson on the cover
:update: i just went to the site (yes they have a site) and found out you're supposed to remove the magazine from the bottle. well then what's the fun in that?

5. zach braff's blog

5 lists i should make


- 5 reasons to drop out of uni
- 5 things i should have said instead of walking away
- 5 methods of getting indefinite extentions
- 5 ways with a paper knife
- 5 thoughts to stay afloat

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on repeat:Dress Up In You - bell & sebastian
Blow up in the face of my rivals
I swear and I rant, I make quite an arrival
The men are surprised by the language
They act so discreet, they are hypocrites so fuck them too!