shiny happy people

i don't know what i hate more, steph mac's mistake or paris hilton's stars. honestly, i hope to never have to hear either of them ever again.
the video is pretty hilarious though. you know how i have a big problem with lindsey lohan's confessions video where she's asking the father to stay while the father's beating the crap out of the mother? this is just as good.
the industry's fucked.

in other news, your mistress has a new plaything. a very sweet one at that. all the goss, the juice, and the jubilation shall be shamelessly splattered across these pages i'm sure (albeit in subtle, round about ways). but for now, let's just say i'm very happy, more so than i have been in the longest time. and i'm hoping to stay that way.

you have no idea how giddy this makes me.