...and what alice found there

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

restlessness



Basquait the movie was on sale at JB for 7.99

that makes me angry

when idiotic crap such as carmen electra's strip tease aerobics dvds come in four-parters that cost $30 a pop right next to the bargain bin. (which i really want by the way)

the combined brilliance of david bowie as andy warhol, dennis hopper, gary oldman, benicio del toro and they're just the supporting cast.

so ok i've only seen the opening sequence and the last 30 minutes of the actual film, but i know enough about it to know that it doesn't deserve a 7.99 label on it along with a pink sticker saying "buy me now i'm cheap!" slapped all over it.

ok this is another long one, waaaay long. all after jump


and i've updated my froogle wishlist, there's a link somewhere on my profile. (:edit: or just right there...) it's nearly christmas. damn, another year that i wish to remember none of. one of these days i'm going to do something big. maybe i'll finish that great american novel i've been meaning to write. yes i know i'm not american, but somehow that great australian novel sounds like it involves much tying down of kangaroos and eating of bush tucker, which is just SO not how i roll.

mondo e mondo should really be paying me royalties. that's the third time i've stood beside the moleskine stand for half an hour only to start spewing out to other people how great they are, then progressing to demonstrating all the little details memorised from moleskinery.com and pulling out the one i always have on me to show them how you can keep a pen in the elastic for the reporter styles which always results in me buying yet more cahiers because i've talked them up too much not to.

i think i'll go ahead and audition for national theatre down at st kilda. they're into method and, well, i have none. now if only daddy could give me my new years dough in advance i could go right on ahead and enrol. an additional 10 hours a week could be tough especially since i'm well, failing and all, but i think i figured out what's wrong with me, lack of anti-depressants! just sit me down with a shrink and shoot me up full of capped happiness and i'm open for business! either that or speed. it solved the problem for that kid in thumbsucker (for a little while anyway). aaaah speed, the miracle drug. help you lose weight and stay focused enough to get through the day, all that's missing is the ability to cure cancer and then everybody would be taking them! then it wouldn't be so hard to get some.



but seriously, that's the second indie i've seen in a row whereby the barely legal psych drugs solve all the problems. speaking of which. Shopgirl is brilliant. except for the voice over commentary. man i want to punch steve martin. The rest of the film is so great that the narration thing is....it's.....ARGH! like the trailer was the best movie trailer i've seen in a LOOONG time (aside for the harry potter one but that's just visual gusto) and the movie is actually what you expect it to be, but so much better at the same time. just like i <3 huckabees made me feel last year but with more resonance since there's an actual story at play. and that other thing in common, jason schwartzman, boy oh boy, what a greate character. the randomness. it also has that sense of desolation that was in lost in translation, except i actually like this the first time round. all except for the DAMN NARRATION. i mean ok, if the lines are good then fair enough, but when it's some crap like .....oh man i can't even remember them they're so generic. you're regular run of the mill "the girl you keep at a distance and in the end you're both hurt" or something, i'll watch it again and get back to you. but seriously, the forlorn looks aren't clues enough. it was almost like reading the da vinci code all over again. the spelt out metaphors.....*cringe* but still....good movie...i want to get my hands on a copy of the dvd with an editable soundtrack so i can remaster it for myself. it'll be a much better movie, with nothing lost either.

i finally rented the dreamers, and russian ark for the third time, maybe i'll get to see it this time. oh and oh personal breakthrough, i actually used the phrase "i'll save it for a rainy day" today. i couldn't help it it just came out. i am officially old.

:edit:
oh but how could i forget to mention! the other day i decided to go through devdas again (the newer one with all the eye candy). now i downloaded the film, cept it's not in any format that my dvd players or dvd burning programms that my mac understands. so i can watch it, just without the subs. so i basically just jumped to all the musical numbers. and i happily cried myself to sleep that night. i knew to cry because i've seen it before (several times actually) about only from half an hour into the movie (ALWAYS half an hour into the movie dammit). today it was on world movies again and so i excitedly jumped to the channel only to find that it was half an hour into the movie... so even though i know the story and the gist of things, truth is just imagin any forsaken tragedy of love and you've got the gist. but i still don't know the damn details. so i'll just cut through the crap. someone buy me a copy of the dvd. i don't want a burnt copy since, alas, like all bollywood movies it runs for over three hours and the compression would kill it. literally kill it. because by god is it beautiful. moulin rouge has got NOTHING on it. i mean ok you pour all your money and biggest stars into the one vehicle with the most retold story in a very lucrative industry you'd expect nothing else, but just wait till you see it.


ok so that's enough ranting/rambling. got work tomorrow. oh by the way, john butler actually moved to the area so he'll be in a lot from now on.


oh and let's do an exercise, i'll rip this right out of someone else's blog (who in turn ripped it out of someone else's blog, it's postmodernism with an olive) everyone who reads this blog who happens to also know me (rather than the usual net stumbler), post a memory you have of you, with me, a moment. it could be anything from the utterly humiliating to the higest of highs. see the theory is that different things are significant to different people, what you remember may not be something that i'd recall. so comment away, anonymously if you so wish, that could be part of the test! see if i remember your memory! i'm feeling in the mood for reminicence. and also i'd like to know just who reads this thing...

and therefore if no one replies to this.....erm...

"Pish for thee, Iceland dog, thou prick-eared cur of Iceland!!!"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok taking it from the top:

1) I saw The Seven Samurai for $8.95, possibly in that same bargin bin. This also made me angry. Akira Kurosawa deserves more respect than that. Of course, being between jobs, I bought it for this bargin basement price.

2) Try NaNoWriMo... well, next year.

3) Devdas. Yeesh. You can sit through all those hours of it? I just don't have the endurance to stay awake. It is wonderfully exuberent though. And consider that DVD bought (christmas present?). Find some way to contact me so we can arrange a drop.

4) excercise eh. ok since you mentioned postmodernism i'll go with a memory that was ever so slightly surreal for me. It was the day after the night that I'd said some supremely stupid things - if i recall correctly anyway - and we were going shopping for M's present (a teddy bear, in the end, so 'M' should become clear to you). Weak excuse. Anyway, it was surreal because at first i didn't expect you to turn up and then you looked so damn pretty/cute in your own special way, and you totally didn't let my awkwardness get in the way, and we talked and walked, and eventually it turned out to be just your average shopping trip.

Hell, even i can't remember all the details. Anyway, point was, somewhere in there, or maybe before, but I know the cause was you, I gained the confidence to talk to women as women, because my previous ultra nerdy self was waaay too shy to do it naturally. so I guess my memory of you is a girl/woman (circle as appropriate) who talked to me and changed my view on... stuff. I mean the fairer sex. ladies. women. you get my deal.

Now I'll just go off into my corner and die of embarrasment at saying all that >.>

Shard said...

Hey there,

I just got your comment re. who should have gotten into nida etc. like yesterday because it didn't email me when you submitted it for some reason and I hadn't checked my blog page for like a month.

Somebody else left a comment yesterday so it decided to email me and say I had two new comments.

Thanks for your kind words, and i'm sorry to hear you didn't make the final cut. Would have been awesome to have lived vicariously through someone who got in!

Sounds like your in the same boat as me now, what the hell to do for another year till you give it your best shot for next year.

My advice is try get uni out of the way, puts you in such a better mindset. Now that it's finally over my mind is like in the biggest carefree state ever. I'm actually looking forward to preparing for next year without worrying about anything else.

Trouble is deciding what to do in the time i've been given meanwhile though :).

Anonymous said...

i stole the excercise/meme for my own site btw =)

Anonymous said...

"exercise"
a memo of you n me...in a moment heyyyyy...dis will be dramatic n you noe it!
standin out da most has got to be........time: yr10...location: chaddy....1st holdin hands, 1st hug, bein completed engulfed in that moment, i cant remmeber a word that i sed...but do remember sittin in front of sum jewelry shop, new md playin, one earphone each, song playin:chris yu while playin wit ur hair religiously...oh i do remmeber sayin one day id buy u that diamond ring which happend to be on show, u smiled, i melted, felt lyk nothin can go wrong in da wholeee world, the whole "moment" ended in da best nite of sleep i eva had

Anonymous said...

Hey bubs, better late than never hey? Anyways, one of the first things that pops into my mind when I think of you happened on a sunny day in St Kilda during the Christmas holidays a few years back. Initially there was a big group there but then everyone pissed off except for you, me and Jazz, so we went to some fish and chips place nearby. We ate WAY too much and started playing with the food and were there for a few hours. Sticks in my mind cause that's what I think kickstarted the whole friendship. Before then it was a little bit stilted from what I remember. We got there in the end, hey? Haha.