feeling narcissistic

some meme's, warning, very long post.....only read when you have oodles of spare time and want to know a dangerous lot about me...


2 questions

Two Names You Go By
1. Alice
2. allie...?

Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. err...chinese
2. and chinese

Two Things That Scare You
1. the future
2. worthlessness

Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. my ipod pumping my theme tunes for the day
2. critical thinking, maybe too much so

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. my elle macpherson pink polka dotted bra, the woman can't act but makes damn good bras
2. track pants

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
i'll go by individual tracks
1. Fiona Apple (i'll make the most of it, i'm an extrodinary machine)
2. Stars (and all of the time you thought i was sad i was trying to remember your name)

Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. conversation
2. heat

Two Truths
1. if you take a picture with the camera too close to your face you end up looking like a balloon. you hear that woman at the fuji store???
2. i'm horrible at rejection

Two things You hate:
1. stupid people who don't get me and in turn call me stupid
2. sucking at finishing work

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You
1. dreamy dreamy light coloured eyes coupled with...
2. perfectly shaped lips giving a cheeky grin

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. having a directors commentary running in my head to my social experiments
2. buying moleskines.....it's an illness

Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. would it be too forward to say...G?
2. to get into nida

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. for reasons i'll keep to myself, Barcelona, and europe at large
2. tokyo

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. be published
2. be famous

Two Ways that you are stereotypically a Chick/Guy
1. i'm a gun at makeup, though i'm starting to doubt how stereotypical that is...
2. my inclination towards beautiful things...once again not exactly girls only

Two Things You Wouldn't Admit
1. how i really felt about him, and the relationship
2. what really happened that night four years ago

Two people I would like to see take this quiz
1. i hate these questions
2. ...

and now for the whopper, deemed the longest meme in the world...
i'll try and do it really quickly so excuse the typos

BASICS
Your full name - Alice Bing Qing Tao Qin (a mouthful yeah)
Age - 20
Height - 5ft3"
Natural hair colour - asian black
(Only 300 more to go!)
Eye colour - dark dark brown
Number of siblings - none
Glasses/contacts - contacts since my 12th birthday baby
Piercings - one in each year from 10th birthday, belly button since monday
Tattoos - will let you know
Braces - never got them, wanted to then chickened out. who gives, i'll be unique right?

FAVOURITE
Colour - every colour's good for something.
Band - too hard
Song - waaay too hard
Stuffed animal - don't like them
Video game - never had a console in my life
TV show - right now? The Starlet
Movie - harder than the music one
Book - read my goddamn profile
Food - australian...lol...in other words everything
Game on a cell phone - tetris
CD cover - sigur ros takk
Flower - does dandelion count?
Scent - sensi
Animal - dogs
Comic book - the glass mask (i take it to mean manga as well)
Cereal - coco pops
Website - www.thesuperficial.com
Cartoon - disney series? filmore, disney film? bambi

DO YOU
Play an instrument? piano, violin, chinese zhen
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week? starting to look like it
Like to sing? too much so
Have a job? as in i work yes
Have a cell phone? who still doesn't?
Like to play sports? HELL NO
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no
Have a crush on someone? a few
Live somewhere NOT in the united states? yahuh duh
Have more than 5 TVs in your house? i'm not cary
Have any special talents/skills? that's vague
Excercise daily? monthly
Like school? i enjoy the acadamia
Sing the alphabet backwards? huh?
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes? when i'm nervous
Speak any other languages? chinese
Go a day without food? tick
Stay up for more than 24 hours? tick
Read music, not just tabs? have to
Roll your tongue? yup
Eat a whole pizza? when i was 8

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house? too many times
Cried to get out of trouble? i reserve the tears for personal injury, i teared up though
Gotten lost in your city? i got there in the end
Seen a shooting star? don't look up often enough
Been to any other countries besides the united states? erm....ok this is too us centric
Had a serious surgery? when i was 2
Stolen something important to someone else? lol....erm....*giggles*
Solved a rubiks cube? never even tried
Gone out in public in your pajamas? public public or down the street public?
Cried over a girl? yes
Cried over a boy? yes
Kissed a random stranger? ...
Hugged a random stranger?...arhuh
Been in a fist fight? no
Been arrested? no =(
Done drugs? how hard?
Had alcohol? not much
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose? don't drink milk
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator? yes...but it only had three levels and someone else picked one
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?.....yes
Swore at your parents? she never heard it
Been to warped tour? ...huh?
Kicked a guy where it hurts? accidentally
Been in love? am in love
Been close to love? see above
Been to a casino? it's melbourne, it's pretty dead without it
Ran over an animal and killed it? don't drive
Broken a bone? never
Gotten stitches? neither
Had a waterballoon fight in winter? the snow melted so fast it was almost a water fight
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour? already said i don't drink milk
Made homemade muffins? the prepackaged ones
Bitten someone? unfortunately
Been to disneyland/disneyworld? in paris
More than 5 times? we only had a day
Been to niagra falls? can't say i want to either
Burped in someones face? who does that?
Gotten the chicken pox? when i was little

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth - this morning
Went to the bathroom - erm.....three, four hours ago?
Saw A Movie In Theaters - yesterday, emily rose, gave me a fright too (which is a lot coming from me)
Read a book - this morning, something's rotten for the second time
Had a snow day - four years ago
Had a party - two years ago
Had a slumber party - which kind? ;)
Made fun of someone - i make it a daily goal
Tripped in front of someone - ...yesterday
Went to the grocery store - last week, got milk, go figure
Got sick - june
Cursed – two minutes ago

PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables - fruit
Black/white - black
Lights on/lights off - off
TV/movie - movie
Car/truck - car
Body spray/lotion - lotion
Cash/check - cash
Pillows/blankets - pillows
Headache/stomach ache - huh???
Paint/charcoal - charcoal?
Chinese food/mexican food - chinese
Summer/winter - winter
Snow/rain - rain...no snow...no both!!
Fog/misty - fog, it smells nice
Rock/rap - bad rap is intolerable, so is bad rock....erm.....rock
Meat/vegetarian - meat
Boy/girl - ooo...toughie.....but generally girls piss me off so boys
Chocolate/vanilla - vanilla
Sprinkles/icing - icing
Cake/pie - pie (the english kind)
French toast/french fries - fries
Strawberries/blueberries - aaagh....both
Ocean/swimming pool - beach...lol...
Hugs/kisses - bear hugs and soft kisses
Cookies/muffins - cookies
p33n/bewbz - what?
Wallet/pocket - wallet
Window/door - window
Emo/goth - goth
Pink/purple - pink looks better on me
Cat/dog - dog, but i'm too lazy so cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve - long
Pants/shorts - pants
Winter break/spring break - spring
Spring/autumn - autumn
Clouds/clear sky - clouds
Moon/mars - mars

FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have? WTF??
What are their names? this is retarded
Do you have a best friend? what are we 12?
Have you ever liked one of your friends? never
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? what are we counting as friends here?
Have you ever lost a friend? many many
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend? never went to one without one
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend? BAM!
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend? i avoid confrontation
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend? they never remember, so why should i?
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you? took public transport out to the city to buy me lunch and bring it to my house.
Do you miss any of your old friends? all of them
What friend have you known the longest? annie, my first friend arriving in australia
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend? i have no regrets ever.
If so, what is it? see above
How often do you spend time with your friends? as much as i can take...which often isn't much
Do any of your friends drive? hey there stranger *batter eyelids*
Has a friend of yours ever died? thank god no
Whats the dumbest thing you've done with a friend? unknowingly insult her gift to her face, actually i take back the regret comment,
What do you think your friends think of you? that i'm conceited, and i'm fine with that
Have you ever been in love? i already answered this
If you have, with who? you want me to list? in the beginning there was a J, then a C, and now a G and an A
Are you single? happily so
Are you in a relationship? ...why so redundant?
If so, for how long? been single? 2 months
Do you believe there is someone for everyone? there are many someones for everyone
What is your idea of the best date? nervous giggles overcome by a surprising ease in conversation and ending in much bear hugs and soft kisses
What was your first kiss like? truthfully? wet
How old were you when you got your first kiss? 14
Do you think love is a load of shit? not at all
Whats the best experiance you've ever had with the opposite sex? i swear some of these questions...
Have you ever been dumped? that's how i've made them feel yes
Have you ever dumped someone? i just make sure they do it
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex? happened outside a relationship

WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers - summer
Hat - fedora (i want one!)
Hard - kinky
Free - spirit (i know, how lame)
Space - warehouse (i want one! lol)
Taste - got it
Good charlotte - DIE
Red - queen
Deep - throat (the documentary....=P)
Heart - queen (see how it all connects?)
Cord - cordory
Cheese - chalk (were characters in something's rotten, not my fault)
Rain - summer
Work - post
Pedal - pushers
Head - butt
Bed - sleep
Fluff - hair (you know what i'm talking bout)
Hardcore - sid's piercings...from sucide girls, hot hot
Race - novel (racey romance novels....)
Knife - thigh
Jump - how high?

I....
am -peachy
want - G
need - lovin
crave - red meat
love - syruppy pop
hate - myself for loving syruppy pop
did - no work
feel - lost
miss - him
am annoyed by - some certain friend who's getting too close for comfort
would rather - sleep
am tired of - mature age students
will always - be a kid

SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music? of all time? .....not jazz per se but jazzy tunes with melodies
What time is it now? 1:52AM
What day is it? Sat 29th Oct
Whens the last time you called someone? last night
How much money do you have right now? got paid today so....am loaded
Are you hungry? no
Whatcha doin? this, idiot
Do you like parades? hate them
Do you like the moon? can't say i feel strongly about it either way
What are you going to do when youre done with this? put on some music and go to bed
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over? now i want cup cakes
If you could have any magical power what would it be? power of persuasion
Have you ever had a picnic? yes and i hate it
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young? huh?
What about sock em boppers? what?
Are you wearing any socks right now? no and i'm cold

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny? no
pretty? yes (would seem prude to say no)
sarcastic? not at all
lazy? ...you tell me
hyper? not sincei last had a dose of liquid happiness
friendly? i tr
evil? not enough
smart? -er than most
strong? pissy weakling i am
talented? who doesn't think they're talented in some way?
dorky? way waaaay dorky

FOR OR AGAINST:
suicide - if you heard about the attempt, then they're liars
love - who the fuck would be against love?
drunk drivers - drunk anything is in bad taste
airplanes - for
war - ...for the spirit of warfare, against the actual bloodshed
canada - lol....all the way, go canadia!!!
united states - home of pop culture and MTV? how can i say no
rock music - post rock, not metal
gay marriage - against, they're so much hotter permiscuous
school - for
surveys - it's needed
parents - sometimes they can be right
cars - until we find a cleaner faster way of transport
killing - what?
britney spears - killing brit? hell yeah! but no wait she's a mother.....
coffee - i wish i could still drink it, not that it stops me
pants - against, take 'em off boy

WOULD YOU EVER:
Sky dive? where do i sign?
Play strip poker? teach me poker first
Run away? done so
Curse at a teacher? cursing doesn't get you anywere
Not take a shower for a week? had to for outward bound
Ask someone out?...technically yes, and no
Lie to someone to make them think better of you? everyone does that
Visit a foreign country for more than a month? someone convince my mother to letting me go
Go scuba diving? not interested
Write a book? in progress
Become a rockstar? what's this person's amateur obsession on rock?
Have casual sex? ...yes

LAST QUESTIONS:
What shampoo do you use? Catwalk Oatmeal and Honey
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex? too long ago
What kind of computer do you have? iMac G5 17" superdrive
What grade are you in? 2nd year
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies? only people i know and noisy bitches
Or just make out? i've grown since then
How many posters do you have in your room? currently none, working on a new plan for my interactive wall
How many cds do you have? my itunes library is 22.8 days long
What time is it now? 2:06AM